July 10, 2012

A Conversation

This occurred when Sam was almost 4.

Sam:  I'm the Mayor, what do you want?

Me:  A hundred dollars.

Sam:  No, you give us money and we give stuff back.

Me:  A unicorn.

Sam:  A real one?

Me:  Yes.

Sam:  That's alive?

Me:  Yes.

Sam:  That's unavailable.  There's only one that's made of crap.


Enz said...

I love the thing kids say!!!

Nicki Ditch said...

Awesome!!!!!!  Freakin' government!!!