From the hubby: What do you call a deceptive Tylenol? Deceitaminophin!
Me: I should get the cats medical records from the old vet.
Hubby: Do they have to sign a HIPPO form? (this might only be funny to me because I know what a HIPAA form is).
From a popsicle stick: What do you call a lazy bison? A Buffaloafer! I impresed the hubby by guessing this answer before it was revealed.